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Why Do I Miss Living Alone?

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So, yesterday after I picked Kidlet up from school I decided that I was going to treat her to Cheeburger Cheeburger for dinner down at the pier. We had a nice dinner just the two of us and were home by around 6pm. Of course Kidlet came home and started right in on her homework and then practicing her clarinet. Kidlet got in the shower right before 8pm.

My Mom & her boyfriend got home at 8pm and within the first 5 minutes of her boyfriend opening his mouth I wanted to fucking strangle him! Why does me make me miss living on my own? Here are some of the things that he said / did that pissed me off at that moment:

  • Asked me if Kidlet did her homework & practiced her clarinet as though he was the parent and I am just the babysitter.
  • He bitched about Kidlet running the water in the bathtub upstairs for a long time before flipping it to shower (“She probably used 50 damn gallons by now!”). She has gym tomorrow and needs to shave her legs so she sits on the side of the tub and runs the water to do so instead of doing it standing in the shower so she doesn’t hurt herself.
  • While us adults were standing in the kitchen he went into the fridge, took out my box of left overs from Cheeburger Cheeburger (Which he knew was not in the fridge when he stopped home after work earlier) with part of my burger and our fries (smothered in their fry seasoning) in it, proceeded to open it when he knew it wasn’t his, basically stuck his face into the container and was like “Oh they put way too much seasoning on these fries”. He also mumbled some other smart ass thing too but, I was too pissed to take anything else in. Why the fuck are you touching food and sticking your face in it when it isn’t yours! WTF?

Everyday he does things that make me wonder what planet he came from and how the hell he survived this long. *sigh*

The last week of work fuckery

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So this sums up the past week at work:
Monday – I work 8-4 at my regular store, my assistant manager calls at 7pm and tries to call off work and I tell her there is no coverage and she isn’t dying so she has to work it.

Tuesday – Scheduled 8a-8p for shipment at my regular store. My assistant is scheduled 1p-9p so that I could do her final shipment training. She no calls no shows but, was posting youtube videos on Facebook all day.

Wednesday – I was scheduled to open another location 8a-4p while my assistant manager was scheduled to open at my regular store. I called the store twice and the assistants cell between 8:30 am & 8:45 am with no answer or response to my voice mail. Had to call in my closer to open. Assistant manager no called no showed for the second day. I get stuck working open to close 8a-12a because my relief totaled her car on the way to work and no one else could come in. Assistant Manager finally texted my area manager at 7pm with a bullshit excuse for her no call no shows.

Thursday – Work 8a-1p since I worked a 12 hour day & a 16 hour day back to back. Fell asleep in the car on the way home from work, got right in my jammies and slept until 8:30p was up for a few hours and went back to bed.

Friday – I was still so exhausted that this day is a blur too.

I did some stuff this weekend but, since I yammered so much about my work stuff I don;t have time to write …. since I have to get ready to go to work again lol

Aaah I feel like a woman!

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So, today I ended up getting my haircut well actually I like to say trimmed back into shape but, I have so much hair that it always looks like a small dog’s worth of hair was cut off lol. I also dyed it black again as I had a good inch or so work of blonde roots hanging around that I was totally sick of. I figured that since I am going out with the boy Friday night & out with one of my BFF’s Saturday night I don’t wanna look like a total schmuck. I think that I am going to end up wearing my big bright pink dressy shirt, black leggings with zippers at the bottom and my peep toe pumps and just call it a night.

Anyway, so as I was waiting to get my haircut I get a call from work. My cashier C called to ask where a creditcard that was left in the store on his shift yesterday and he set aside with a note to ID went to. I told him to call our closer doughboy because I never even saw it at all. So doughboy tells C that someone came in for the card and that he gave it to them without ID which beyond pisses me off. Then I start to think … doughboy did a $136 sale after midnight and I didn’t have the original credit signed slip. When I had questioned doughboy about it earlier first he said that it was in the daily envelope (not) then said that the must have took the signed copy. With this is the back of my mind I had C pull the copy of the unsigned credit slip and then copy of the customers slip who left the card. Lo and behold not only are both slips Visa BUT, they both have the same last 4 digits of the card number (which is all we can see). So basically I think that he totally scammed this regular customer. I will have to wait until I go to work tomorrow morning & review the security tapes before I can say or do anything else to get this bastard not only fired but, sent to jail.

On, that note I guess I am going to go lay down and watch some TV while I wait for my laundry to be ready to go into the dryer.

One month!

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As of today it will be one month until I get off a plane in Tennessee and my Jenn is waiting to take me back to Kentucky! It still seems so unreal that I’m going … I think it will feel that way until I see Jenn & her family.

I think the plan is as of right now Thursday some drunken bachelorette party fun, Friday recouperating from our drunken antics & taking a cave tour, Saturday morning setting up for the wedding then having the wedding (i swear that I’m gonna hide tissues in my boobs cause I know that I’m going to cry & snot everywhere lol) then I have to fly back home Sunday morning which will suck. Also, somewhere in there Jenn & I are going to try and get our matching tattoos.

I’m also trying to sort out my personal life which is always interestingly challenging to say the least! BD is being a pain in the ass again. Last week he asked me if I would sign for a divorce because he wants to get remarried (hell yeah I would! Anytime I’ve brought it up before he has spazzed) then because I didn’t flip out just to get to me he said that he wanted sole custody of Kidlet and asked if I would fight him (DUH!) and I haven’t spoken to him since. It like come on would I really trade my kid for my freedom from him … Fuck no!

On that note I guess I should actually go do some work or something lol

Disrespectful asswipes

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So my roommate is talking to a chick who definately has some mental health issues and has 2 sons under the age of 2. He talked to this chick before he married his estranged wife and he started talking to each other on Facebook (Sometimes social media sites are the evil!) just recently her youngest son is only 4 months old, she has severe depression issues and she was already telling the roomie that she loves him and they didn’t hang out until today. He told me that he wouldn’t have her in my house. So I was sleeping on the couch and he comes back home and pops his head in so I get up and pick up my mess from the living room and while I am putting stuff away in my bedroom he then basically just brings this crazy chick into my house with her kids.

I can’t tell this bitch from any other crack whore on the street and you bring her in my house so she can see all my shit and see what my kid looks like??? Oh and basically leave me stuck in my fucking room all night because you brought this chick here????? Oh hell no .. someone is going to need to bail me the fuck out this weekend!