So if you don’t already know I peddle pr0n and adult toys for a living. Well as acting manager of my store I was invited to go to a vendor showcase at our corporate offices in March. There will be reps from many companies including Lelo, Pipedreams & MD Science displaying their new product lines.

I cannot wait to go! Not only for the showcase but, to be able to check out our massive warehouse and to meet some of the people that I talk to every week. I am hoping to score some samples of the lubes, creams etc and maybe some tester vibes not only for myself but, for my employees as well. Honestly, I am hoping that I can score a Lelo vibe because from the one I special ordered for a customer and checked out I know that they are AWESOME and I want one bad lol.

The only downside of the trip will be the 4 hour car ride there and then 4 hours back home along with the fact that it will only be about a week after my surgery is done when we go. I am planning on packing lots of pain killers, and little snack size containers if things I can eat like applesauce, pudding, oatmeal and chef boyardee meals. I know they will feed us lunch but, lord only knows what I will be able to eat. If things work out ok they may pay for a hotel so we can drive there the night before so that we don’t have to leave here at like 5 am to get there on time.

Anyway I suppose I should try and lay back down and get some sleep since I have to be up in oh less than 5 hours ugh!