So I shall sum up my day yesterday in bullets. Why? Because I have to leave for work in 20 minutes and I want someone else to be able to find some humor (perhaps .. hopefully?) in my shitty day yesterday.

• Woke up not being able to breathe out of the left side of my nose and having a dripping faucet of snot from said nostril.
• Finally got out of bed after a drag out fight wit BD (still snotting away).
• Made chicken noodle soup for breakfast at 10:30am.
• Laid on the couch with the soup, under a down comforter with the space heater blasting until I had to trek to work.
• Stopped on the way to work and stocked up on medicines, tissues with lotion (I wanna kiss whoever created those .. well after I’m all done snotting that is), and cough drops.
• Played into the joke at work that I’m Typhiod Mary (Though really .. not happy about that moniker but, whatever).
• Did not die while at work.
• Walked home in a blizzard. (yup still sick!).
• Watched TV and giggled while high as a kite from nighttime cold medicine.
• Passed out & hallucinated for hours.