1. If you could have monumental sex where would it be (i.e. on Lincoln’s lap, the stairwell of the Statute of Liberty)?
I would have sex in the Eiffel Tower

2. Have you ever “played” with your food (i.e. a blowjob under booth #9 at Denny’s, finger banging by candlelight at Spago)?
I don’t think so.

3. Have you ever had sex in motion (i.e. the lavatory on Virgin Air, the back seat of your Chevy Suburban)?
Yup in a Jeep & a Ford Explorer

4. Have you ever had sex worthy of a confessional (i.e. a stall in the church bathroom, on the desk in your boss’s office)?
I screwed around at a church lock in when I was a teenager, I’ve screwed around at work but, never sealed the deal (I will someday though damn it!)

5. Have you ever had sex under the stars (i.e. in the alley behind Scores Gentleman’s Club, the roof of your South Beach condo)?
A few parks, a playground & camping.

Bonus: What’s your favorite place (of all places) to have sex (i.e. The Bunny Ranch, Las Vegas)?
Although, I would love to go check out the Bunny Ranch I think I would rather be in a cabin somewhere in the woods with just two of us .. and we could do whatever we wanted because there would be nobody around to hear us.