So I apparently was so tired that I passed out on my couch while watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory which would have been lovely if I hadn’t passed out half sprawled on the couch with one leg on it and the other foot on the floor and managed to get taco neck while I was at it lol.

I think I woke up because it was so very hot inside. Even with most of the windows open it is 80 degrees in my apartment. But, it is only 70 with a slight breeze outside so my ass is parked on my front porch at the moment. It is supposed to be around 90 today & very humid & muggy .. I think that I am going to freaking melt without an air conditioner and just two small fans. If it gets as bad as they say I will probably call SBD and beg him to bring over and install the air conditioner that he offered me a few weeks ago (that I politely declined like a MORON!).

Kidlet is home (well she spent the night at Kdawg’s & SBH’s which is just like being home) so I figure before it gets too hot we can play in the kiddie pool and use the hose .. maybe I will even slap on some baby oil and try to get a tan on my ghostly self. If I do SBH is going to have a meltdown because I will be doing it in his backyard probably topless. SBH dislikes boobs so I will really traumatize him lmfao!

Anyway, I guess I am going to go and forage for breakfast since I am starving