There’s an X next to all the things I have never done.

( ) I Never Have Been Drunk
( ) I Never Have Smoked Pot
( ) I Never Have Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex
(x) I Never Have Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(x) I Never Crashed A Friend’s Car
(x) I Never Have Been To Japan
( ) I Never Rode In A Taxi
( ) I Never Had Anal Sex
( ) I Never Have Been In Love
( ) I Never Have Had Sex In Public
( ) I Never Have Been Dumped
(x) I Never Done Cocaine
( ) I Never Shoplifted
(x) I Never Have Been Fired
( ) I Never Been In A Fist Fight
(x) I Never Had group intercourse
( ) I Never Snuck Out Of My Parent’s House
( ) I Never Have Been Tied Up
( ) I Never Have Been Caught Masturbating
( ) I Never Pissed On Myself
(x) I Never Had Sex With A Member Of The Same Sex
( ) I Never Been Arrested
( ) I Never Made Out With A Stranger
( ) I Never Stole Something From My Job
(x) I Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square
( ) I Never Went On A Blind Date
( ) I Never Lied To A Friend
( ) I Never Had A Crush On A Teacher
(x) I Never Celebrated Mardi-Gras In New Orleans
(x) I Never Been To Europe
( ) I Never Skipped School
( ) I Never Slept With A Co-Worker
( ) I Never Cut Myself On Purpose
( ) I Never Had Sex At The Office
( ) I Never Have Been Married
(x) I Never Have Been Divorced
( ) I Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week
( ) I Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same night
( ) I Never Have Posed Nude
(x) I Never Got Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them
(x) I Never Have Killed Anyone (animals included)
( ) I Never Received Scars From My Sex Partner
(x) I Have Never Thrown Up In A Bar
( ) I Have Never Purposely Set A Part Of Myself On Fire
(x) I Have Never Eaten Sushi
(x) I Have Never Been Snowboarding
( ) I Have Never Had Sex At A Friend’s House While They Were Throwing A Party
( ) I Have Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room
( ) I Have Never Flashed Anyone
( ) I Have Never Hooked Up with a Friend’s Sibling
( ) I Have Never Purchased Pornography